Wednesday, May 9, 2012

7 sick and twisted reasons I love work

1. If I don't eat before work I can't eat till my first break.

2. If I go to the bathroom upstairs in the locker room on all my 10 minute breaks I have to walk up and down the stairs and I don't have time for anything else.

3. I have to walk up stairs and downstairs again every day I work at least twice. Usually 5x though.

4. I walk around a lot at work. It's expected of me to.

5. If I have an hour lunch and i've forgotten my lunch I can spend the first half hour looking at nutrition labels and still have 30 minutes to eat.

6. I only work around junk food. It isn't as appealing to me as other food.

7. If I don't go outside, I can berate myself after lunch if I ate too much without anyone hearing me.

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